Meeting Old Friends, and Making New Ones

  This week Malcolm started his journey home. First, he had a 13 hour bus journey to Kisoro to help with the annual accounts at Potters Village Crisis Centre for Children.

 Otis, the guard dog, was still there and gave him a warm welcome

If you show me where he is, I'll see him off

On his way to the Vocational Training Centre a snail came up to say hello.

When I'm too big for this shell I'll use your shoe

At the Vocational Training Centre, Amos is still the manager with Evasta his assistant.

Amos

Evasta

• Job done, it was time for Malcolm to return home. He was given a warm welcome by Irene, and the new member of the family, Nessie. It was just a shame the weather was not so warm

A warm welcome - despite the weather

The Little Monster

This weeks African proverb from the BBC website is Hausa: “Travelling slowly doesn't stop one from arriving, says the tortoise”

Party, Party time!

It’s Malcolm’s last week in Kiwoko before moving on to Kisoro – and it’s been a week of partying.

The Finance and Admin team had a farewell meal for Malcolm

On Sunday we celebrated Becca’s landmark birthday.

As usual there was a big spread. 

 As usual there was a lot of foolishness.

Even Denise had to make a point of announcing that Malcolm’s socks need darning!!!! Just as well Irene will be back keeping an eye on things soon!

On Monday there was a party to say goodbye to some visiting interns, and also to celebrate (again) Becca’s birthday. As usual there was a big spread.

 

This time it was decided we would all do our national dance.

An Irish dance

Sister Grace dancing (Twerking - invented in Uganda?)

And, of course, there was a cake to cut.

 

This week’s African Proverb from the BBC’s website is from Nigeria: “Only a fool carrying an elephant on his head joins people hunting crickets”

A Bunch of Terrorists?

Who are ISIS? Are they:

1.       An Islamic terrorist organisation, or

2.       A charitable foundation funding Kiwoko Hospital’s Maternity and HIV clinics for the past 10 years?

Because the answer is both,  ISIS (the 2^nd one) have recently been getting funny looks. For example, when they got their car insured in Uganda, they were asked ‘Do you want terrorism cover included?”

They could have taken legal action against ISIS (the 1^st one) about breach of copyright, but decided this may not be a healthy thing to do. So,  this week ISIS (the 2^nd one) changed their name to Adara. 

As part of the communication of this Malcolm came across some staff making a video.

You can see the full video explaining the name change, and the work of Adara on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=V0lLcpEGuqQ

Not to be out-done, Malcolm is also making a video of the work of the HIV clinic. This involves attending a range of clinics and visiting some of the community work to take video of some of the 2,000 patients.

Malcolm himself almost felt hijacked this week. Not known for his sporting prowess (another of his (very) hidden talents) he finds it a bit unnerving living with those who regularly go jogging and other energetic activities. This week, early morning, he innocently walked onto the verandah of his house to discover a full scale ’30 minute workout with Davina”. Terrified, he had to go back and lie down again.

To round things off, Santa has also been hijacked. Two weeks ago we mentioned Father Christmas had visited Kiwoko Hospital. We are sorry to report that he must have become a victim of the white slave trade. This week an imposter was discovered by the hospital laboratory waiting for his test results.

 

(Editor’s note for our younger readers (i.e. younger than Malcolm, which is all of you): Both  these characters are imposters – the ‘real’ Father Christmas is meant to come on Christmas Eve – he is currently busy at work in Greenland, not Uganda.  It’s just as well Santa is not known in Uganda, as his outfit can be borrowed by children here  like a coat to keep them warm, without attracting any attention).

  

This week’s African Proverb from the BBC’s website is from South Sudan: “A cowardly hyena lives longer but it suffers the most”. 

Hail and Hearty

Sometimes the weather here is surprising. It is the rainy season, so we expect rain. But this week it hailed large stones. Malcolm was glad he wasn’t caught out in it!

 If its raining it must be time for a barbeque. Most of the women had gone away for the weekend so Rory arranged a lunch at his plot of land. At first the fire was difficult to light because all the wood was damp.

Once the fire was going the kids enjoyed freshly cooked popcorn, though we wondered if they were a bit reluctant to share it.

After lunch there was a chance for a quick dip in the pond, though someone thought the weather might turn bad again!

This week’s African Proverb from the BBC’s website is from Ghana: “Butter laughs at the salt when it rains forgetting that the sun will soon shine”.